Short Jokes

I bought my vegan girlfriend a bow

She’s gone into the garden to stalk some celery

you know why hanzo’s holiday line is “a gift…for you”? even though he’s not giving anything? because he’s the gift. guys. guys he’s the gift. it’s him. do you know why?? 

because he has a bow 

Compound archers are happy if they hit gold.
Recurve archers are happy if they hit gold or red.
Longbow archers are happy if they hit the target.

—  A joke from one of my archery teachers who happened to use a longbow.